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The Splatterings Of Love

Alfred Noyes will undoubtedly be spinning in his grave at this, apparently x-rated, continuation of The Highwayman.

The Love Affair Continues: H is back in the good books

Noooo - The Horror!

A Likely Excuse...

Tea And Cacks

Goalkeeping Ninja

Assignment: pictures on the theme of sharing. Result: 'It's nice to share your football with a ninja'. Hmm.

More Love: It's The Season For It

There must be something in the water. If there isn't, I think I'm going to suggest some sort of compulsory anaphrodisiac; perhaps bromide or potassium nitrate. Either that or we could just have 'em all castrated - it works with pigs.

A Letter Of Apology

Point well and truly missed, I feel...

A Love Affair (Part 5 of 5: The Evitable Backlash; a sad conclusion)