26 November 2007

Advice to those who may be bullied...

The scene - a head teacher's office.

Head: Well, thank you for bringing the matter to my attention Mrs Vongentula. What we usually suggest in this situation is prayer. That's right - you and your child should pray to God, saying please don't let the bully hurt us. We find that usually clears up even the most extreme cases of bullying. Any other problems, let us know; a human sacrifice sometimes works where plain old intercession fails...

12 November 2007

The Passion Of The Christ

We can only assume the look of pie-eyed exhaustion on Jesus' face is one of the early effects of unexpected crucifixion.