24 May 2008

Love...

Love seems terribly popular nowadays. I got round to thinking that if only we could find some way to harness all this energy we wouldn't need to worry about peak oil any more - we could just pop a couple of those annoying love-struck teenagers you see hanging about at bus stops in white tracksuits into some sort of large crusher to extract the energy from them.

Come to think of it, we could do that anyway, just to tidy the place up a little...

13 May 2008

La Petite Mort

Given the lack of entries for further down the week, we might assume that the poor love-struck girl finally expired from pleasure short moments after recording her eternal adoration for the mysterious Adam. Either that, or it's a long-lost early version of that abysmal 'Seven Days' song by Craig David.