A couple of peculiar ones here. Nothing particularly noteworthy, but interesting nonetheless. You get a fair few of the 'My best friend is...' ones; bear in mind a friendship can be made or broken by a few scribblings in a secret diary when you're too young to own a mobile phone. Once you reach that age, of course, you can message whatever you want to anyone you like, and become friends with anyone who has opposable thumbs.
The sweeping thing is a little more mysterious. The JFC in the middle, for example, matched no-one's initials in the class, and the spontaneous editing of 'and' to 'but' in the last sentence must be for purely aesthetic reasons. Or something.