This is the front page of the North Norfolk School Sport Partnership newsletter. It's the latest issue.
Look at that picture of all the children with their hands in the air, screaming for joy at the wide range of exciting sports opportunities open to them. I wonder how many of them are normal healthy children, and how many are the sort of pillock who'd make an obscene gesture just as the photo is being taken?
Just the one...
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