16 April 2009
12 April 2009
9 April 2009
Always Prepared
I've decided it must surely contain one small square of toilet tissue, a sterile wipe (perhaps lemon scented) and maybe one of those cardboard things from Female Freedom. Be prepared - don't leave home without your Pee Kit.
Despite the dire ending of 'stik not no my hede me and or bit me up with un big stik', the child in question was given a large book of exciting coloured pictures and some pencil crayons to colour with whilst we all tumbled about on the big apparatus. This masochistic need to write sinister threats is only slightly alarming; rest assured I've written it in the Big Red Book Of Madness in the head teacher's office.
Despite the dire ending of 'stik not no my hede me and or bit me up with un big stik', the child in question was given a large book of exciting coloured pictures and some pencil crayons to colour with whilst we all tumbled about on the big apparatus. This masochistic need to write sinister threats is only slightly alarming; rest assured I've written it in the Big Red Book Of Madness in the head teacher's office.
5 April 2009
4 April 2009
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