13 October 2011

Rabbit, actually...

...but the castle and repelling soldiers are a nice touch. Good job you extended its jaw and claws - giant rabbits simply aren't equipped to cope with early medieval weaponry...

11 July 2011

Donkey Feet


That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, I really love your tiger feet.
That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, I really love your penis feet.

30 June 2011

And You Know Why?


Ah, the gentle smack of desperation - or was it a thousand teacher's palms all simultaneously colliding with their foreheads in disbelief?

6 June 2011

History Projects Gone Wrong Part 1: The Holocaust

"Oh, a Lego concentration camp... Er - it's very detailed, isn't it? You... um... you do realise it was a bad thing, yes?"

"It's just a model to show what it was like."

"Of course it is. Just checking."



30 April 2011

Surreal Spellings: Dead Dog

The task: show you understand the meaning of your weekly spellings by writing a sentence that correctly uses the word.
The results: Unpredictable.

18 March 2011

Surreal Spellings: My Unkind Uncle (With Bonus Repetition)

The task: show you understand the meaning of your weekly spellings by writing a sentence that correctly uses the word.
The results: Unpredictable.

13 February 2011

Furry Animals

When formulating the new class rules, Evelyn could not help but take into account that fateful 'Pets Afternoon' when she witnessed the brutal savaging of her best friend at the paws of an enraged stoat.